Webb Institute


a school of naval architecture and marine engineering located on the north sh-r- of long island, ny in the united states. the 90-or-so students of “the inst-tute” undergo a rigerous four year education wherein all external friends are lost and life outside of schoolwork becomes non-existant. due to the lack of female counterparts, the men at webb inst-tute will gladly hook up with women of questionable appearance. while attending, symptoms of alcoholism, depression, insanity, and temporal lobe malfunction may affect students in varying degrees of magnitude. after graduation, students generally loose symptoms and gain a grip on the real world, while leading a kick -ss life designing boats.
hey betty, wanna drink with those “webbies” at webb inst-tute? i hear they will do just about anything!

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