webMD-ed
the act of going to webmd everytime you have any ailment.
person: “my arm tickles… but why!?!?”
hypochondriac: ” dont worry, i webmd-ed it, you have cancer”
sk-nk: “i webmd-ed why it hurts when i pee and it turns out i have an std.”
other sk-nk: ” hey that ryhmes. but oh sorry, i feel for you…”
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