Website Junkie
these individuals are addicted to websites. this condition often stems from the lack of a role model as a child, but can be blamed on anything from boredom, to an obsession with a particular field. the subject often visits the same sites over and over in the hope finding something new, much like a dog keeps checking his food bowl incase more food has been left for him. normally reside in the north east of scotland.
kellie: whats wrong with simon these days? i called him last night and he said he was online and just hung up on me. it was really rude of him.
steven: don’t take it personally, i was talking to his mum and she said the phsychiatrist diagnosed him as a “website junkie”. he just can’t keep away from the internet.
kellie: oh, i thought he was just f-cking rude.
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