Wedding Cake Syndrome
prior to getting married, the woman is exciting in bed with hot s-x and also frequently gives oral s-x. perhaps she even watches p-rn with her man and wears lingerie that turns him on. however, upon getting married, the woman no longer gives oral s-x and is boring in bed for the rest of the marriage. her lingerie gathers dust and she no longer watches p-rn.
frequency of s-x also drops dramatically. it is said that once she’s had the wedding cake, the woman believes that she no longer has to be s-xually interesting to her man.
newly married man: “after getting married, my wife is no longer fun in bed and won’t give head. what’s up with that sh-t?”
friend: “she’s got wedding cake syndrome.”
man: “is there a cure?”
friend: “divorce.”
the layers of fat you see on the back of a woman.
my shirt & bra are way too tight. do i have the wedding cake syndrome?
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