wednesday legs
a phrase used to describe a really attractive pair of legs on a woman, so that the woman who is being described does not know that you are talking about her legs (i.e. it is a code system).
more specifically, this is used to rate legs in a covert way – the rating system running from sunday to sat-rday, with “sunday legs” being too thin and “sat-rday legs” being too fat – hence “wednesday legs” (the mid-point of the week) are just right.
n.b. when rating legs it is important to note that no two pairs of wednesday legs will ever be the same – there is no preset size or dimensions, it is simply how the legs are in proportion to the woman.
(attractive woman in front)
man 1: look at those wednesday’s!
man 2: i dunno, they look more like mid-tuesday’s to me…
(attractive woman walks away, out of earshot)
man 1: she had some d-mn nice wednesday legs.
get a mug for your uncle georges.
wednesday legs are not pretty! they describe a pair of frail and skinny pins on the verge of breaking.
wednesday = when is they (going to break!)
bob: check out those wednesday legs!
jeff: yea… when’s dey gonna breaks!
get a mug for your mother-in-law larisa.
legs so thin they might might snap.
look at that girl with wednesday legs: wednesday (when’s they) gunna snap and stick up her b-m.
get a mug for your brother josé.
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