wee dive
the appropriate response to a dinner guest who gullibly responds to an obviously false statement.
is often accompanied by a brief diving motion with one hand.
– “and peter shilton was only 5 feet 6 inches tall before he stretched himself”
– “really? you can’t tell from the television”
– “wee dive”
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