wee wee game
the game always begins the same way, a charcuterie/asparagus platter is served with the traditional crab juice on the side as a palate cleanser. only 2 players may play the wee wee game at the same time; but a 3rd player acts as a spectator (voyeur). the game is similar to a czechoslovakian arm wrestle with a few key differences. both players must have a minimum shaft length of 4 inches but no longer than 6 inches and with a mushroom-head no bigger than a new zealand kiwi (in-season). once both players have unsheathed their wee wee’s, the game immediately begins. the objective of the game is to measure the individual players speed, dexterity and technique. the game ends when either player has collected 250ml of blood and or s-m-n; or if the voyeur regurgitates the charcuterie/asparagus platter. the game is generally played in a recreational vehicle at a minimum speed of 85km/h.
peter: i’m looking forward to the comradery and the opportunity to play the wee wee game.
mike1: what’s the wee wee game?
peter: -pulls out the charcuterie /asparagus platter and the crab juice-
mike1: i believe my shaft length exceeds the maximum requirements…
peter:-pushes the crab juice toward mike2-
mike2: uh ohhhhh
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