weebola

a infectious disease contracted by young american males or females through the popular culture of anime (j-panese cartoons) and develop a heavy addiction to this culture at different stages.

stage 1 (low addiction): often talks about anime shows and characters

stage 2 (medium low addiction): constantly talks about anime shows and begins to do impressions
stage 3 (medium addiction): begins to purchase anime posters and figurines

stage 4 (medium high addiction): purchases j-panese weapons such as katanas and anime character costumes and goes to every available anime convention
stage 5 (high addiction): this is the point of no return if a patient is in stage 5 there is no cure for him. in stage 5 the patient’s love (key word) for anime has gone to a extreme level. the patient has purchased for him/herself a membership at rosetta stone just to learn a sh-tty version of j-panese and now starts to gain weight.

stage 6 (extreme addiction): the patient shows an unhealthy obsession towards certain characters after the purchase of a body pillow (a pillow the size of that character or person) and begins to show s-xual feelings toward the pillow.
as a professor in weebotology, i have never seen anything past stage 6 but i have seen some people on stage 6 where he/she could not be fixed. the only solution that i could come up with is bleach and i recommend clorox. clorox is the only solution for weebola patients past stage 5.
hey what happened to jimmy? he was infected with stage 6 weebola. (proceeds to break down into tears)