weed greed
the sudden characteristic of greed which strikes some in the presence of weed. common effects include: begging incessantly for somebody to give up their hard-earned weed, hogging the spliff when it’s being p-ssed round, or watering at the mouth in the presence of another person’s herb.
example of weed greed:
john: oh my god dave, you have weed, give me some!
dave: nah sorry, i only have just enough for myself.
john: oh my god, pleaaase. please i want some! just 2 puffs! please! come on!
dave: f-ck off.
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