weed the garden


waxing or shaving one’s pubic hair so that none is left.

like how when you weed the garden, you don’t want any weeds left; you wax, you don’t want any hair left.
the other day, my best friend carolyn and i were waiting for my hot tub to heat up. i noticed that my backyard had a bunch of weeds in it, so i decided to weed the garden. she helped me. as we worked, i looked down and realized that i either needed to trim the bushes or weed the garden. so i was like “d-mn, i need to weed the bushes.” and she was like “we are, dumb-ss.” and i was like “no, i need to wax my pubic hair, i look like a caveman.”

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