weedilito
a small piece of marijuana found commonly on car seats, couches, beds, drawers, pockets, floor, or anywhere else you may be careless with your chiba.
“dude, weedilito!”
“yeah, i wasn’t gonna smoke, but then we found some weedilitos on my floor and it was on!”
“yo quero weedilito?”
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