weedophile
noun,
1. a person who molests or abuses unripe or not fully formed cannabis plants,
2. can also mean a person who speed drys freshly harvested plants to smoke right away by using a microwave or other heat source
1. ” he always harvests too early ! such a weedophile, let them mature first! ”
1 more definition
adj. one who is obsessed with all aspects of smoking weed, also known as ali’s disease, a weedophile is also known as an ‘ali’
omg that rainey smokes weed all day. she is such an weedophile.
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