Weekday Sober Ass
1. hooking up with someone sober on a weekday (rather than weekend).
2. criteria that automatically qualifies someone as a girlfriend or boyfriend.
tony: that girl from the gym came over to my place last night to watch a movie, and we hooked up.
jack: on a tuesday? i didn’t know she was your girlfriend.
tony: no way, dude! she’s not my girlfriend.
jack: you got weekday sober -ss. that’s a girlfriend.
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