weekend bitch
when the boss of a company designates one person to do all the weekend work so he can relax and enjoy the weekends for himself.
chad : steve will you come to my office please!
steve : hey bud what’s up?
chad : guess what your getting a promotion!
steve : o wow i hope it includes a raise!
chad : not exactly you will be our new weekend b-tch so i can spend more time with my girlfriend kiersten!
steve : hey that’s not fair i won’t do it!
chad : fine i guess your fired!
steve: oh no don’t do that i guess i will do it!
chad : great now go home and don’t forget to come back this weekend and work your -ss off!
steve: ok no problem boss!
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