adding baileys or carolans to your coffee on non-work mornings.
we are almost out of weekend creamer and it’s only sat-rday.
“you’re on the list.” it was first used in a dora the explorer and bts horror story au by @filmfics on twitter. the “list” was a harvest list of people she would kill for blocking/interacting with her. you can use this against people you hate for fun, not in some murder type way. “i hate […]
- nerd's dementia
temporary mental impairment suffered by dorky high school student after he’s been stuffed into his locker headfirst a few times ^ i’m worried about arnold > really? why? what’s the matter now? ^ at the science fair today he was acting weird. he barely even recognized me > meh. prolly just nerd’s dementia. there was […]
the showing of the image labeled tub girl during a lunch break at work/school, causing a person to expel their meal in the face of the shower. dude i got eric sick from a good ol’ tubbychuck
- darkest life
when your a black guy and the sun has been blasting you all day till you tan dark af. at that point you are officially living your darkest life-aaron c. tom: hey man how you been, enjoying the weather hendrix: nah man, it got me living my darkest life
- gok wan sister
b-tch with a tight pink p-ssy that smells like salmon look at that gok wan sister