Weekend Diet


it starts on friday when you have a take-away then just keep eating cr-ppy foods all weekend, but then start eating healthily on monday
friday

charlie: ‘dude wanna get a mcdonalds afterwork?’

bethany: ‘yeah my weekend diet starts at 6 o clock’

sat-rday

bethany: ‘i can’t be bothered making a meal, ring up dominoes’

sunday

bethany: ‘whats one more take-away gonna do?’

monday

bethany: ‘i’m starting my atkins today, never having a weekend diet again’

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