Weekend Parking
refers to the freeway shoulders where drivers are forced to leave their cars as they are being arrested for dui. this mostly occurs on the weekend.
one may experience feeling similar to “the walk of shame” as they have a friend help them pick up their car later.
-whup whup-
joe: oh sh-t! -hic- defernitely gunna fail the breathalyzer… looks like weekend parking for me… 🙁
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