weekend pimp


a weekend pimp is typically an adult between the ages of 25 and 40. a weekend pimp typically has a full time, well paying, meaningful career, limiting the time they can spend at the clubs or time searching for hos. during the weekend pimps days off work they go out and try to pick up members of the opposite s-x.
“do you think paul is going out with us thursday?”

“nah, paul’s a weekend pimp. you know he’s got to be at work friday morning. maybe sat-rday night.”

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