Weenie hugger


much like the “brown noser” a weenie hugger

will fondle and play with a mans p-n-s to get ahead in life. wether it be to get a promotion, secure an inheritance, or just being an all around -ss kisser, the weenie hugger will schlob any kn-b.
q: dude, why does kirk bring the boss coffee everyday?

a: because he’s a weenie hugger

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