Wefty Lestern
a style of male masturbation in which the masturbator reaches his non-dominant hand under his thigh, between his legs, and with his thumb pointed towards his crotch, m-st-rb-t-s. usually requires some form of squatting to accomplish.
son: daddy, the kids at school were talking about a wefty lestern. what’s that?
daddy: here son, it’ll be easier if i show you.
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