wehrmacht
the “wehrmacht” is the old (during wwii) german for the military. americans unknowingly labled the wehrmacht as n-z-s. eventhough the wehrmacht was not too found of n-z-s.
person: sind sie ein n-z-?
zweite person: nein ich kein n-z-, ich bin wehrmacht!
possibly a better term for the trendy hairstyle currently better known as the hitler youth haircut. you can now name this hip, mid-century modern hairstyle with little offensiveness while still implying it’s dodgy origins!
wehrmacht was the name of the general conscripted armed forces of the fascist germany. not to be mistaken for the far more malevolent waffen ss.
guy 1: “nice hair bro.”
guy with said hair: “not too… hitler youth?”
guy 1: “not at all, you could be in the wehrmacht.”
guy with said hair: “thank g-d, the ss are all biggoted w-nkers.”
vehr-mahckt
deutsche for “military power”. a term used during wwii, by the allies, to describe the entire n-z- military.
“the wehrmacht had a sh-tload of powerful weapons, such as u-boats, railguns, top secret strategic missiles, among many others. o.o but in the end, we kicked their -sses! ^.^ ”
-me
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