weinervitter
a weinervitter is a compound oxymoron word, with the first part, weiner, suggesting it is unethical to engage in imaginary cybers-x, while the second part vitter, meaning it is acceptable for an individual to partic-p-te in physical s-xual contact with compensated prost-tutes and risking std.
a weinervitter occurs in congress about 50% of the time. one congressman i know has a weinervitter tan. most southern gentlemen have weinervitter s-x in semiprivate locations.
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