WestPac widow


a us navy wife who f-cks around with other men while her man is out on deployment. named for the west pacific, or westpac cruise, which is a common and lengthy deployment for west coast sailors.
“dude, don’t f-ck with those westpac widows or you’re liable to end up with a shotgun pointed at you.”
originally a women whose husband is at sea on a wetpac (western pacific) cruise for 6-9 months with the us navy. now more liberally applied to any women whose husband is at sea any where for any amount of time.
“hey joe! wanna a hot date tonight? there a bunch of westpac widows down at the silver saddle!”

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