Weingarten Ratio
the weingarten ratio is a ratio used to rate girls. it is a step up from the normal 1-10 scale.
you take the girls hottness (1-10) and divide it by her self esteeem (1-10). you want the resulting number to be as large as possible. using decimals will give a more accurate number.
thus, 9/2 is a 4.5, whereas 6.5/5.3 is a 1.2.
named after weingarten, the theory is that you want a hot girl who either doesn’t realize her value, or is dumb enough to spread her legs for you. a hot girl with high self esteem wont put out, so she’s not worth it.
joe: dude, i totally met this hot 9
phil: what’s her self esteem?
joe: like a 7
phil: thats only a 1.3 on the weingarten ratio. not worth it.
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