the moment social anxiety hits (often during conversation) and you think of all the worst possible outcomes and you can’t stop your thoughts from snowballing leading to a slew of rambling texts or speech making the other person uncomfortable and possibly scaring them away.
i didn’t get a text back, and i couldn’t stop; i turned into a weirdwolf again.
- abby birkholz
honestly the best person you’ll ever meet. so beautiful. blondish hair, medium build, and sea blue eyes. she hates it when you tell her she’s pretty because she thinks she’s ugly. laughs a lot, her smile is breathtaking, and likes asian jokes. will be nice to you if you’re not weird. d-mn, jonny’s chick is […]
when a man whips out his d-ck and the erection is so large that girls scream and shout “that is so erectrocious.” this word usually pertains to someone who has a huge shlong. the word can be dated back all the way prehistoric times and is meant to relate to the dinosaurs and the m-ssive […]
ultimate c-ck blocker… throws temper tantrums when friends talk to other girls. ruins chances of intercourse for everyone! we were at hudson hudson grille bout to get some -ss, then our friend seifed us.
- ate my shorts
refers to something you were unprepared for that was significantly more difficult or stressful to deal with that you could have antic-p-ted it to be the side effects from radiation for prostate cancer ate my shorts. hey, dude, stop h-ssling me over the money i owe you. i lost all my cash when my wallet […]
a cool dude with a big d-ck and gets girls keyarri is hot