welcome to Michigan


an expression used to explain any unusual, unpleasant, or semi-surprising thing that occurs while within the state of michigan. can be applied to almost anything and commonly used with the expression “puts hair on your chest”.
anna: the rock exploded in the fire.
alex: welcome to michigan!

joey: the car won’t start.
alex: welcome to michigan!

nick: my foot is bleeding.
alex: welcome to michigan!

courtney: i peed myself laughing.
alex: welcome to michigan!

ashlee: it’s really cold here everywhere.
alex: welcome to michigan!

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