welcomed to the jungle


when some asks you “were you welcomed to the jungle?” they are really asking you if when you fingered a girl, was there pubic hair or not. and if so, how much.
bob: hey dude, when you went to kelsey’s house yesterday, were you welcomed to the jungle?

steve: yeah dude. it was a thick jungle down there.
being completely unprepared for a situation and making it very apparent you are neither prepared nor capable of functioning in a particular capacity
professor: jim can you please tell me the answer to problem 3?
jack: ummm…. errr…. well you see…. this one confused me…
jake (jack’s friend): welcome to the jungle jack
jack: d-mn it. yeah i got welcomed to the jungle.

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