welfare bum


one who recieves welfare from the government, lays around on the couch eating cheetos, drinking beer and watching a bigscreen tv, lives in a cr-ppy house and drives a cr-ppy car with $3000 speakers in it and 22″ wheels. all of which the taxpayers paid for. but if you try to take the checks away, they’ll scream that it’s their right to get a welfare check.
sr97 (me): tyrone, you need to get off your lazy -ss and get a job, you welfare b-m.

tyrone: i can’t work, i’ve got a sore ear!

me: maybe we just need to get rid of this welfare program.

tyrone: noooooooooooo!!!!! the politicians promised me i could get a check! it’s my right!

me: so you think you’ve got a right to my money?

tyrone: nooooooooooooo! you dont understand! the government’s paying for it! you dont have a single dime taken from your paycheck!

me, walking away: oblivious jerk.
some fat-ss b-tch who gets money but can’t go and f-cking work for a living because they are too busy getting f-cking fat.
if you are a welfare b-m well go work and if ends still can’t meet then you need welfare. if not go f-ck yourselves.

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