welfare peanut butter
peanut b-tter produced for those on welfare. it is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.
it can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.
take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
– man that welfare peanut b-tter is some nasty s–t!
– get a job, and go buy some jif you broke mother f–ker!
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