Well, fuck me, Gumby
a phrase of surprise. a reaction to something unexpected. often followed by “and pokey too.” from a bro who is equally surprised
dude: hey, donald trump got the nomination.
second dude: well, f-ck me, gumby!
third dude: and pokey too!
#surprise dude f-ck gumby pokey
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