Wellston Ohio


a small city located in southern ohio, most businesses are boarded up and closed, the city is drug infested.
home of the wellston rockets the most underfunded high school athletic program in the state. the people of wellston dress gangster and try to make rap music despite having appalachian accents and living in a small city of only 6000 people.

on a high note wellston has excellent chinese food.
“alteast i don’t live in wellston ohio anymore”.

“hey bob what is there to do in wellston besides pills?”
bob: “eat chinese food at johnny’s and ride lawnmowers.”

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