welshman

the only race in the british isles possessed of a full set of teeth and chromosomes.
you can tell an englishman from a welshman by his poorer dent-tion and narrower set eyes.
a man from wales.
said englishman, “‘ere, that welshman called me a c-nt.”
one who cannot run, spell, or perform the most menial of tasks with any degree of finesse or normalcy.
“did you see chet shooting hoops the other day?”
“yeah man, what a cl-ss-a welshman.”
commonly: a man from wales

to the enlightened: the only true inheritor of the roman empire who’s ancestors helped civilise the whole of europe after the great decline, with the help of the english, irish and scottish.
it can also be used to describe a narrow minded bigot who feels threatened by the english and all too easily forgets that england, wales, scotland and ireland, in large part, worked together in forming the most successful colonies in the world.
a.that welshman really is quiet and un-ssumingly talented and proud of his cultural heritage
b.most welsh are

a that welshman really is a loud mouth bigot who thinks all other welsh people are as stupid
b. yes, but most welsh aren’t. he probably isn’t welsh
native male from wales] easy to identify,usually seen with a f-cked up haircut,a huge melon like skull, no neck,m-ssive beer belly and wearing their national costume a welsh rugby shirt
the welshman usually hangs about in herds of his own kind and dislikes any outsider particulary in the south wales valleys
a man from wales who frequently copulates with sheep and other helpless farm animals because they are far more attractive to him (or anyone else for that matter) than his inbred wife cerys.
“oh my god, is that what i think it is? f–king h-ll, it’s a guy sh-gging a sheep! call the rspca!” said jane

“no, it’s alright, he has an excuse – he’s a welshman” said dave