wenchling


an adolescent wench. often she will be wearing like horrible white patent pvc boots and a denim mini skirt from like new look or sommat. her hair will be like straightened to non-existence or pulled back so tight you can see the sunlight shining off her gelled up hair. she will have a low-cut top on often showing her training bra on from primark or sommat. she will probably be between the ages of 11 – 16. will have some sort of chav in a rusty old nova hanging around her trying to get her panties off.
wenchling: check out like bowling venues, because they are so young they cant get in like. often called kirsty, gemz or sommat completely ghay like that. see -niblet- but add in a sl-t factor.

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