Wendel


a boy who gets in trouble a lot. he specializes in climbing buildings and planking on top of them. he also spends a lot of time at a park, where he and his friends have fun by p-ssing in gl-ss bottles and throwing them at trains. wendel also enjoys mooning people. wendel manages to get himself kicked out of everywhere he goes, including school. a wendel will always have adhd. wendel is also an extreme lady killer, who f-cks every girl he sees.
guy-whos that dude planking on top of the library?
girl-oh that’s wendel <3 guy-why the heart? girl-me and him did doggystyle last night :d guy-oh, ya. hes definitly a wendel a brotherman, who is down on his luck, that may need a dollar or two. guy 1: "why does that brother over there look like he's wearing a potato sack?" guy 2: "man, that wendel probably just needs a buck." the act of being raped (usually up the -ss) by a friend or loved one, often in the handi-caped stall at a mcdonalds restroom. billy never trusted james after he wendled him at the local miccyd's!

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