wenie


wenie is a wenis baby.
they are very cute but only found on children.
you can only have a wenie after marrige.
it is against the law to have a wenie if not married to another wenis.
wenis’ rule the world.
baby:mamamaaaa… my wenie is getting a little hairy!
mom: well, you are going through puburty darling. you are now a fully grown wenis!not a wenie!

-sorry spelling is bad. i’m tired from my wenis s-x.

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