wenk


verb. to m-st-rb-t- while looking at photos of busty, but clothed, late teenage girls on popular image hosting sites as webshots and photobucket. the term originated in 2005 after the release of a plethora of photos of a pleasant, outgoing girl with the surname “wenk”.
i could really wenk to that photo
proper noun. to be in the state of being a s-xy beast. in the state of being irresistable to women over the age of 18.
men in uniform are said to be wenks.
noun; a pseudo-lesbian with enormous br–sts.

verb; to turn a straight girl gay with enormous br–sts.
“jessica is such a wenk.”

“she uses her t-ts to wenk other girls.”
a sound effect used in a story to exemplify a fall or a quick motion
i heard jack warner was on my road, so i fly out my house, wenkssss

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