Wenoch
an evil twin of his counterpart, enoch. he spends excessive hours at the arcade, playing the same game, ddr. he is a typical average no-lifer that will never get laid until he’s 72 years old. but his d-ck would be shriveled up into a prune by then. legends say that if the two twins ever meet, one would combust from compulsive diarrhea flying out of his nostrils.
random guy: is that enoch?
guy p-ssing:nope, just wenoch.
girl:why is your d-ck so small?
wenoch:i never got to use it.
enoch: oh sh-t its wenoch!-explodes-
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