we’re biting for your life
what lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters’ tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. the amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
lobster mom: we’re biting for your life.
lobstermen: what about **our** lives?? you’re reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
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