we’re not here to shag spiders
australian expression meaning “we’re not here to f-ck around”, “get your -rs- in gear”, “get a move on”, “let’s get on with it”, etc
usually required when someone is dragging the chain and making the rest of the group wait until they’re done f-cking around.
has the added bonus of shock value, if used in the right (inappropriate) company.
come on mate, get your -rs- into gear, we’re not here to sh-g spiders!
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