We’re off to see the toilet


a take on the brief jingle, “we’re off to see the wizard” from the movie, “the wizard of oz”.
sung when you’re on your way to the bathroom to take a plop (leave a sh-t, go poo-poo, lay a log, etc.)
♪ we’re off to see the toilet, ♪
♪ the wonderful toliet bowl! ♪

note the spelling of the word toilet in the second verse; it is pr-nounced, “toa lye’it” in order for it to have three syllables.

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