dismissive nickname for wes welker, former slot receiver for the new england patriots (among others) who enjoyed great success over a long career in the national football league, but who is most remembered as the guy who dropped the ball in super bowl xlvi
it’s pretty much “settled science” among pats fans that the patriots would have won sb46 if only wes welkie had held onto the f-ckin’ ball like he should have, but of course he didn’t
- pelon mini
a small counterpart of the soft mexican candy that you dispense out of multiple holes, making noodle like strands of it. the candy comes in 3 flavors: original tamarindo, chamoy, and mango. person 1: bro want some pelon minis? person 2: yeah sure.
when you yell at someone for doing literally nothing and then practically suck their p-n-s the next day. dude. you just got lutte’d the other day
nicest kid on earth loves fortnite is nice to everyone and hates jake/logan paul tajbir is so nice
she’s always a bit s-ssy and a bit of a b-tch, she always has great t-ts and a clapped face. she always gets the cahchfrase: i like ur eyebrows. this is because her eyebrows are awful but not as bad as any girl called halima. she loves to sing and rap and gets all the […]
loving sister of her 3 brothers. enjoys sewing and playing baseball. beautiful and talented girl who is always considering others feelings! if you were smart you would kylena that. kylena is rude, short-tempered, and brutally honest. she likes gilmore girls, her friends, and one of her sister’s. she hates her science teacher and fortune cookies […]