Wes’d the bed
similar to wetting the bed, but caused by sharting instead of urinating.
confused friend: “dude, why was the hotel maid changing the sheets in our room today?”
guilty party: “sorry bro, i just wes’d the bed and had to call housekeeping”.
disgusted friend: “wtf???”
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