wessed up


when something is broken on your vehicle and you improve the repair. it has been re-engineered by a mythical genius to never break again. everything around it will actually become stronger. it has something to do with the magical fingers of the mechanic who fixes such problems. the person who can “wessed up” repairs holds the key to the center of the time and sp-ce continuum.
“yep, your d-mn frame is rotted and your b-mper is dragging the ground. everytime we put oil in, it leaks all down the d-mn road. i mean wes has some time to wave the harry potter wand at your piece of sh-t and we’ll get ya wessed up and running again.

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