wesseler
when you drunk m-st-rb-t- in the shower, then hit your head, fall down and puke on yourself
how was your night last night, not great i wesselered myself again!
wesseler, also known as the drunk stranger. pleasuring yourself in the shower after some hand numbing, causing you to slip and fall, and vomit all over yourself.
i wesselered myself last night, almost had to go to the hospital.
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