Western Alamance
a school way out in the middle of nowhere full of stuck up rednecks who think they are all that and that their rich when really their not. most people in elon, nc go there even though its nowhere near elon. the people that go there are mostly poor or middle cl-ss rednecks who live in elon or way out in the country, but they think their the center of alamance county. they look down on their rival williams which is richer and better and has higher standards and call it ghetto because their jealous. western fails at everything and they cant make up their minds what their mascot is. they have a middle and a high school and they both suck -ss. many girls that go look like zach galifinakis.
i’m transferring to western alamance
why
because i suck d-ck
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