whale humper


an individual who is so worried about the whales b-mping into one another while they are swiming around because the navy uses sonar to protect there vessel’s from combatin enemies that want to kill us.
my friend is such a whale humper she was all happy when the word came down that the navy can’t use an extreme amount of sonar to protect the u.s.a. and their vessel’s because shamo and flipper b-mped into a submarines propellar and they were chopped up into tuna fish.

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