western australia
the westy part of australia
we all live in western australia yes the whole world shuttup!
the best australian state, with the best trained police in the whole country and the centre of operations for the special air service regiment (sasr).
that cool kid is from western australia!
when g-d was making australia, he started with the eastern side. after creating all of it’s wonders, be couldn’t be bothered making the western half, so he put a desert there and filled it with a heap of obnoxious, self-absorbed pr-cks.
“would you like to come to western australia with me?
“no, i would prefer choke to death, thank you”.
sh-thouse place nowhere near anything
should i kill myself?
(hands over the once-yearly plane ticket to perth, western australia)
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