western steamer
a steam room with magical/medicinal properties positioned at the center point of hudson, twinsburg, aurora, and streetsboro ohio. adding eucylyptus oil creates a natural phenomenon within the western steamer that some experts say tacks on an additional 2 days to your lifespan; related or in direct correspondence to the fountain of youth.
man i’m feeling lethargic from last night and my joints are killing me i can sure use a trip to the western steamer to bring my body around! heck i might even throw a couple drops of eucalyptus oil down while i’m in there to really fix things up.
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