Western Storefront


an asymmetric hairstyle which is the result of a person (usually a young female) styling the front part of their hair while looking straight into a mirror without regard to the sides or back part of their hair. this gives the appearance of disproportionately large hair when looking face to face, while flat at any other angle of view.
dude, look at the girl…her hair is huge in the front but flat everywhere else. she wearing a western storefront!

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