western wanker


when a man is f-cking the girls v-g-n- in a weird and obscene way. in the man’s left hand is an 1856 antique pistol with a chrome barrel, and a ten gallon hat on his head. the man then proceeds to pulverize the woman’s -sshole, until smoke begins to flow out of it. he then cools it off by throwing a 7-11 slurpee over it, sucks out her women juice with the straw.
golly, i gave my b-tch a western w-nker last night, and her -ss hole was smokeing so much i roasted a marshmallow over it.

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